What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
Vertebrates are chordates and all chordates have, as part of the defining body plan of the phylum, a...
The messaging app says the UK government's demands over data access could set a "dangerous precedent...
YES! ORANGE FATTY has a habit of overcompensating like all insecure, weak little men do. He has so m...
Mauricio Pochettino’s team, days from the Gold Cup and almost exactly one year out from the World Cu...
Well, first off, they DO say it's different than what physicists claim. They claim most of science i...
Scientists analyzing data from NASA’s CODEX (Coronal Diagnostic Experiment) investigation have succe...
This seems to be a straightforward question, and not deserving much attention. But, this could be on...
I'll chime in on this one. When I was gone on my last tour in Iraq, I was 42, an old man by army sta...
Beet juice is rich in vitamins, minerals, and antioxidant compounds. It may help lower blood pressur...
They don't see themselves as Chinese that's for sure. Taiwanese are basically gay Japanese, let me e...
Hi! I created this question and I just wanna say what happend so you can actually decide If I am the...